<html><head></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; ">Although the below appears to be a joke ... i thought you might like it<div><br><div>
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<div><span lang="EN-GB">PROUD TO BE BRITISH!!!!<br></span></div>
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<div><font size="5"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">After
having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 200 years</span></font></div>
<div><font size="5"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">and came
to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network
more than 150 years ago.<br><br>Not to be outdone by their neighbours,
in the weeks that followed, American Archaeologists dug to a depth of
20 feet, and shortly after,</span></font></div>
<div><font size="5"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">published </span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">a story in the New York Times as
follows: "American archaeologists, finding traces of
250-year-old copper wire, have concluded</span></font></div>
<div><font size="5"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">that
their Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications
network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".<br><br>One week later, a
report surfaced in British <span><span>Speleology</span></span> weekly
with the following declaration:<br><br>"After digging as deep as 30
feet in West Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist,
reported that he found<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> absolutely f***
all.</span><br></span></font></div>
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<div><font size="5"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Jack has
therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> already gone wireless</span>."<br><br>Just
</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">bloody </span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">makes you proud to be British,
doesn't it !</span></font></div></div>
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