<html><body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><div><table><tbody><tr><td><img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/334357688/onion_logo_03_L_normal.png" style="float:left;width:48px;height:48px;margin:8px;margin-bottom:3px;"><b>The Onion (<a href="https://twitter.com/TheOnion">@TheOnion</a>)</b><br>Microsoft Word Now Includes Squiggly Blue Line To Alert Writer When Word Is Too Advanced For Mainstream Audience <a href="http://onion.com/igAavU"><a href="http://onion.com/igAavU">onion.com/igAavU</a></a></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div><br>Sent from my iPad</div></body></html>