<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small">Hi, faithful folk (and to you unfaithful folk, this can't be a fun event for you)</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small"><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small">Please add to the list of consequences of slack data protection:</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small"><ul><li>members of the U.S. military may also be <a href="http://www.wired.com/2015/08/emails-show-military-investigated-ashley-madison-customer-adultery/">court-martialled for adultery</a>.</li></ul></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small"><i>Ashley Madison: she just keeps giving</i> (TM)</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small"><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small">Mark</div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><div class="gmail_quote">On 26 August 2015 at 15:39, Mark <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:mark@vceit.com" target="_blank">mark@vceit.com</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div dir="ltr"><div style="font-family:trebuchet ms,sans-serif;font-size:small">Dear ethos-enforcers</div><div style="font-family:trebuchet ms,sans-serif;font-size:small"><br></div><div style="font-family:trebuchet ms,sans-serif;font-size:small">When your ITA sweetlings kneel before you and ask, "Please sir/miss, why should organisations protect their data? Please, I'd <i>ever so much</i> like to know!" *</div><div style="font-family:trebuchet ms,sans-serif;font-size:small"><br></div><div style="font-family:trebuchet ms,sans-serif;font-size:small">You can tell them that:</div><div style="font-family:trebuchet ms,sans-serif;font-size:small"><br></div><div style="font-family:trebuchet ms,sans-serif;font-size:small">- You could be <a href="http://www.wired.com/2015/08/ashley-madison-hit-500-million-lawsuits/" target="_blank">sued for $500 million</a>.</div><div style="font-family:trebuchet ms,sans-serif;font-size:small">- You could be responsible for <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-25/ashley-madison-hack-two-people-may-have-committed-suicide/6721840" target="_blank">people committing suicide</a>.<span class="HOEnZb"><font color="#888888"><br></font></span></div><span class="HOEnZb"><font color="#888888"><br clear="all"><div><div style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small">Mark</div><br></div>-- <br><div><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div><i><br></i></div><div><span style="font-size:12.6666669845581px"><div style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small;display:inline">*At least that's how I remember <i>my</i> students asking for information. </div></span><span style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif">But then again, I must admit I have been out of the classroom for a while, and the memory </span><i style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif">can</i><span style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif"> play tricks.</span></div><div><span style="font-size:12.6666669845581px"><div style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small;display:inline"><br></div></span></div><div><span style="font-size:12.6666669845581px"><div style="font-family:'trebuchet ms',sans-serif;font-size:small;display:inline">But I'm <i>quite</i> sure about their daily anthem of fealty to me, sung to the tune of "Climb Every Mountain".</div></span></div><div><br></div><div><img src="https://docs.google.com/uc?export=download&id=0B4DRNqu3Y8sZNy1KTlhHdGVINWc&revid=0B4DRNqu3Y8sZclhYdUpxelZmcmx3amRrYjM1d01mdlJ5WURNPQ"><br></div><div><br></div><div><a href="mailto:mark@vceit.com" target="_blank">mark@vceit.com</a></div><div><a href="http://vceit.com" target="_blank">http://vceit.com</a></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>
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