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<b>On Behalf Of </b>Andrew Shortell<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Monday, 4 August 2014 12:45 PM<br>
<b>To:</b> Year 12 IT Applications Teachers' Mailing List<br>
<b>Subject:</b> Re: [Year 12 IT Apps] user manuals, old joke<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">On 04/08/2014, at 12:35 PM, Andrew Pate <<a href="mailto:arp@mentonegrammar.net">arp@mentonegrammar.net</a>> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p>
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[mailto:itapps-<a href="mailto:bounces@edulists.com.au">bounces@edulists.com.au</a>]<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><b>On Behalf Of<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></b>Robert Hind<br>
<b>Sent:</b><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>Monday, 4 August 2014 12:33 PM<br>
<b>To:</b><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>Year 12 IT Applications Teachers' Mailing List<br>
<b>Subject:</b><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>Re: [Year 12 IT Apps] user manuals, old joke</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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12 IT Applications Teachers' Mailing List</span></a></span><o:p></o:p></p>
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