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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">A lovely punchline.
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">An entrepreneur acquaintance of my son’s located a small group of COBOL programmers in South-east Asia, he set them up in a house together in NZ and pays them
many times what they earned back home.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">BTW I learned and hated COBOL.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">Laurie Savage<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"">From:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> itapps-bounces@edulists.com.au [mailto:itapps-bounces@edulists.com.au]
<b>On Behalf Of </b>ken price<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, 5 August 2014 1:01 PM<br>
<b>To:</b> Year 12 IT Applications Teachers' Mailing List<br>
<b>Subject:</b> Re: [Year 12 IT Apps] user manuals, old joke<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I thought this article was a joke too - but it appears to be serious. It refers to a shortage of COBOL programmers.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://simplicity.laserfiche.com/content/looking-job-hows-your-cobol" target="_blank">http://simplicity.laserfiche.com/content/looking-job-hows-your-cobol</a> <o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">BUT - there is a rather apt joke right at the end of it.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">DoE Tasmania<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">On Tue, Aug 5, 2014 at 10:23 AM, Savage, John L <<a href="mailto:savage.john.l@edumail.vic.gov.au" target="_blank">savage.john.l@edumail.vic.gov.au</a>> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">Laurie Savage</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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