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color="#000062"><span style='color:#000062'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><font
size=3 color="#000062" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;
color:#000062'>A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under
Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the
door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is
under a window, and his is working fine." <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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color:#000062;font-weight:bold'>Tech support fun </span></font></b><font
color="#000062"><span style='color:#000062'>2<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><font
size=3 color="#000062" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;
color:#000062'>Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: "I'd like a
mouse mat, please."<br>
Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."<br>
Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?" <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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color:#000062;font-weight:bold'>Tech support fun 3</span></font></b><font
color="#000062"><span style='color:#000062'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><font
size=3 color="#000062" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;
color:#000062'>Customer: "My computer crashed!"<br>
Tech Support: "It crashed?"<br>
Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."<br>
Tech Support: "Alright, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."<br>
Customer: "No, it didn't crash -- it crashed."<br>
Tech Support: "Huh?"<br>
Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. Now it doesn't
work." Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his
spaceship.<br>
Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"<br>
Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?" <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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size=3 color="#000062" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;
color:#000062'>(http://humorshack.com/archive/jokes/computer)<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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itapps-bounces@edulists.com.au [mailto:itapps-bounces@edulists.com.au] <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>On Behalf Of </span></b>Bane, Janet A<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Wednesday, 11 June 2008
10:39 AM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> ITA List<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [Year 12 IT Apps] IT
howlers</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'>Hi folks</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Just to inject a bit of levity into this dismal season of
exam marking and report writing, I came across this pearl of wisdom from one of
our Year 11s ..... when asked to explain the difference between a format and a
convention he said "a convention is like a meeting, only bigger".</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>can't argue with that one! Does anyone else have any
funnies?</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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